darnnit:

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

you need to watch the whole thing

(Source: exoergic)

(Source: sparklydallon)

kfcslunt:

vineayl:

your-fantasy-is-my-reality:

Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop

this fucked with me

I almost started crying bc i thought my computer broke

(Source: yungjake)

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Baby otter attacking a stuffed walrus

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unfortunatesalmon:

sheetmetalsheep:

"No."

"I’m going on an adventure!"
"No you aren’t, come eat your fruit."
"mOOOMMMM"


peacepax:

Monica

(Source: vanstyles)

winchester-like-the-gun:

batreaux:

*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that

sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

baelor:

i saw this

image

so i made this

image

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be.
Unknown (via golden-needle)

(Source: goldenty)